Jul 12, 2009

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary



ADULT : A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOUR : A place where women curl up and dye.


CANNIBAL : Someone who is fed up with people.


CHICKENS : animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE : A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST : Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST : Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF : Cold Storage.


INFLATION : Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO : An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN : Grape with a sunburn.


SECRET : Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON : A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE : The pain that drives you to extraction.


TOMORROW : One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


YAWN : An honest opinion openly expressed.


WRINKLES : Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

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